There were three friends.There names were Someone,No one,Crazy.
One day,Someone started beating No one.
Crazy phoned police.He said"Someone is beating No one."
The police said"Are u crazy"
Crazy said"Yes I am Crazy"
huhuhahahaha



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1st Mad: Can u tell that what is in my hand?
2nd Mad: Ummm....Disneyland.
1st Mad: Damn. U saw it.



HUM TUMHI KO KARTE HAIN ,
TUMHARI HAR EK ADAA PE BHI MARTE HAIN,,
BAS EK HI BAAD SE DARTE HAIN
KI AAP CLOSE-UP KYON NAHIN KARTE HAIN!!




Teacher: what do you say the people of Turkey?
Pupil: Turks
Teacher: what do you say the people of Germani?
Pupil: Germs



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eik Sardar apni girlfriend ko kehta hai k raat ko merey ghar anaa koi bhi nahi ho gaa merey ghar. raat ko sardar jee ki girlfriend jub sardar jee k ghar jati hai tu wahaan koi bhi nahi hota . . sardar jee bhi nahi .. .. .


1.Patientoctor sahab,mujhe bhoolne ki beemari hai.
Doctor:Kab se hai?
Patient:Kya kab se hai?



2.Teacher:Bachcho!us aadmi ko aap kya kahenge jo lagataar bolta hi jaye aur doosre uski baaton mien bilkul bhi dilchaspi na len?
Students:Ji,Teacher.


@ what do u call a singh who just drinks beer jasbir(jasbeer)



once a srdar was going with her sister on a bike.he met his friend on the way.his friend said " mashook(girlfrind) k sath dating per ja rahay hain" ?
then the sardar said " shut up! mashook ho gi teri meri tu bahan hai"
hahahahahhaha



Ganguly remarked on the arrival of indian team in pakistan "we will pull out the chain of rawalpindi express (shoib akhter) but the fact is that there are no chains in pakistani trains to stop the train. hahahahahha



A sardar was chase by a Dog in the street.
But he laughs at the dog.
A passer by asks sardar for his laughing.
Sardar replys "I had put AIRTEL sim in my cell phone
but HUTCH NETWORK is still following me.



A chinese woman was pregnant and she had a chinese husband and when she was about to give birth the baby turned out to be black and then the chinese husband named the kid SUM TIN WONG.

Thanks....



Sharad.........