Different Types Of Marketing.(realy Cool And Funny)

saswatforu · 11-01-2008, 03:19 PM

HELLO FRIENDS,
NOW A DAYS ITS TIME FOR MARKETING.
READ IT AND REPLY IF U LIKE.

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."

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saswatforu · 11-01-2008, 03:20 PM

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising..."

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saswatforu · 11-01-2008, 03:21 PM

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing..."

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saswatforu · 11-01-2008, 03:22 PM

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."

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saswatforu · 11-01-2008, 03:23 PM

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."

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saswatforu · 11-01-2008, 03:23 PM

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."

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7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."

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8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."

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9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

11-01-2008, 03:19 PM	#1
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saswatforu User Info Join Date: Jul 2008 Achievements Posts: 23 Casino Cash: $2200 Total Points: 1,946.52 Donate Reputation: 40	Re: Different Types Of Marketing.(realy Cool And Funny) 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising..." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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saswatforu User Info Join Date: Jul 2008 Achievements Posts: 23 Casino Cash: $2200 Total Points: 1,946.52 Donate Reputation: 40	Re: Different Types Of Marketing.(realy Cool And Funny) 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing..." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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saswatforu User Info Join Date: Jul 2008 Achievements Posts: 23 Casino Cash: $2200 Total Points: 1,946.52 Donate Reputation: 40	Re: Different Types Of Marketing.(realy Cool And Funny) 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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saswatforu User Info Join Date: Jul 2008 Achievements Posts: 23 Casino Cash: $2200 Total Points: 1,946.52 Donate Reputation: 40	Re: Different Types Of Marketing.(realy Cool And Funny) 5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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