H IL AR I OU S (jokes/funnypics)

shakuni786 · 09-05-2008, 04:54 AM

Hi Guys i am Starting a Thread with bunch Of Masti,(lot of fun)

U Guys Will Love It,I will Update This Thread On Daily Basis.

MOD & ADMINS PLZ LET ME KNOW IF ANYTHING IS WRONG,

This is 1st post of the thread..Here we go

**ijhtio** · 09-05-2008, 03:40 PM

except porn everything is ok...even a little 18+ material will do...but shudn't be sexual stuff

shakuni786 · 09-05-2008, 05:11 PM

A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies.
"What's wrong with you?" The barman says.
"In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he replies.
"We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park.
He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman.
"It's all right officer, I'm just shagging the wife," he says.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop.
The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!"

shakuni786 · 09-05-2008, 05:11 PM

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

"What? You're crazy!" she said.

"Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you."

"Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..."

"At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it."

"I've already said NO, and NO is final!"

"Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too."

"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"

Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep.'"

shakuni786 · 09-05-2008, 05:12 PM

shakuni786 · 09-05-2008, 05:14 PM

Mods Are These Images Ok

**ijhtio** · 09-05-2008, 05:18 PM

yes dude...i always say that there is a fine line between porn and adult material....porn includes sexual material....while adult material includes publications like "playboy" and "debonair" etc, which are all ok in this community.

shakuni786 · 09-06-2008, 03:28 AM

Just check out this sex pic

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minors presss back button now!!!

add repz plz

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shakuni786 · 09-06-2008, 03:31 AM

shakuni786 · 09-06-2008, 03:31 AM

09-05-2008, 04:54 AM	#1
shakuni786 User Info Join Date: Sep 2008 Achievements Posts: 188 Casino Cash: $23950 Total Points: 34,253.48 Donate Reputation: 5147	H IL AR I OU S (jokes/funnypics) Hi Guys i am Starting a Thread with bunch Of Masti,(lot of fun) U Guys Will Love It,I will Update This Thread On Daily Basis. MOD & ADMINS PLZ LET ME KNOW IF ANYTHING IS WRONG, This is 1st post of the thread..Here we go

09-05-2008, 03:40 PM	#2
ijhtio User Info Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bang Bang Bang! Achievements Posts: 3,450 Casino Cash: $2222321 Total Points: 2,814,655.78 Donate Reputation: 74823 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	except porn everything is ok...even a little 18+ material will do...but shudn't be sexual stuff
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09-05-2008, 05:11 PM	#3
shakuni786 User Info Join Date: Sep 2008 Achievements Posts: 188 Casino Cash: $23950 Total Points: 34,253.48 Donate Reputation: 5147	A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies. "What's wrong with you?" The barman says. "In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he replies. "We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park. He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman. "It's all right officer, I'm just shagging the wife," he says. "Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop. The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!"
	Always Flying

09-05-2008, 05:11 PM	#4
shakuni786 User Info Join Date: Sep 2008 Achievements Posts: 188 Casino Cash: $23950 Total Points: 34,253.48 Donate Reputation: 5147	This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?" "What? You're crazy!" she said. "Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you." "Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..." "At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it." "I've already said NO, and NO is final!" "Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too." "NO!!! I've said NO!!!" Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob." At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep.'"
	Always Flying

09-05-2008, 05:12 PM	#5
shakuni786 User Info Join Date: Sep 2008 Achievements Posts: 188 Casino Cash: $23950 Total Points: 34,253.48 Donate Reputation: 5147
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09-05-2008, 05:14 PM	#6
shakuni786 User Info Join Date: Sep 2008 Achievements Posts: 188 Casino Cash: $23950 Total Points: 34,253.48 Donate Reputation: 5147	Mods Are These Images Ok
	Always Flying

09-05-2008, 05:18 PM	#7
ijhtio User Info Join Date: May 2007 Location: Bang Bang Bang! Achievements Posts: 3,450 Casino Cash: $2222321 Total Points: 2,814,655.78 Donate Reputation: 74823 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	yes dude...i always say that there is a fine line between porn and adult material....porn includes sexual material....while adult material includes publications like "playboy" and "debonair" etc, which are all ok in this community.
	PM me if you need any support. Are you posting just "Thanks". Read This! NFO Competetion - Chance to Win 1 Month RS Account

09-06-2008, 03:28 AM	#8
shakuni786 User Info Join Date: Sep 2008 Achievements Posts: 188 Casino Cash: $23950 Total Points: 34,253.48 Donate Reputation: 5147	Just check out this sex pic rated for 18+ stricly minors presss back button now!!! add repz plz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
	Always Flying

09-06-2008, 03:31 AM	#9
shakuni786 User Info Join Date: Sep 2008 Achievements Posts: 188 Casino Cash: $23950 Total Points: 34,253.48 Donate Reputation: 5147
	Always Flying

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