Reading dirty magazines like Playboy in the tender age can severely affect you your psychology. Here's one example....

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New York rebuilds with a Message. Is Osama watching?

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Academic boobs!




Boobs are a woman's real assets. Have a look at an intelligent use of their precious belongings...

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Would Hillary get satisfaction from these extreme steps? What if the keys get struck somewhere.

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Pervert Donald



Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex.

Well, the first thing Minnie asks is, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald says, "No."

Minnie tells Donald that if he doesn't get a condom that they can't have sex and suggests Donald that he go buy a condom. She says that may be they sell them at the front desk.

Donald proceeds to go downstairs and gets to the front desk. He asks the hotel clerk if they sell condoms.

The clerk says, "Yes we do" and pulls one out from under the desk and give it to Donald.

The clerk asks, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?"

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Diamonds are forever...



Diamonds were probably the inspiration for the inventor of a remote-control. How true?

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Sleeping with the enemy?



After a lot of research on couples sleeping together we've found the various stages of their relationship.

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A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex."

This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They "did the laundry" 5 times that first night. In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired.

She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again.

She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you... We can do the laundry again if you want,"

He replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I did it by hand."

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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

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This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.

"No thank you," she said politely." "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."

"That must be rather difficult," the man replied.

"Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."

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