Enjoy! Its good to get away from Sardar jokes and go national!


*** Tamil Jokes:***

> > Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
> > Comepalakrishnan.

> > What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
> > Subramanium Didn't See Me.

> > How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
> > Ready....Steady.....PO

> > What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
> > Rangamannar Rangarajan.


****Malayalee Jokes:****

> > What do you call an amazing Malayalee?
> > Pheno Menon.

> > What do you call a dashing Malayalee?
> > Debo Nair.

> > Why did the Malayalee cross the road?
> > To join the trade union on the other side.


***Sindhi Jokes:***

> > Why are a Sindhis nostrils big?
> > Because air is free.

> > What do you call a god fearing Sindhi?
> > Bhagwandas Godwani.

> > A Sindhi painter?
> > Sadarangani.

> > A Sindhi chef?
> > Papadmull Kukreja.

> > A Sindhi electrician?
> > Voltram Bijlani.

> > A Sindhi milkman?
> > Gopal Dudeja.

> > A Sindhi pest control contractor?
> > Khatmull Marwani.

> > A Sindhi casanova?
> > Prem Kissinchandani.

> > A Sindhi fire-engine?
> > Bhambhani.

> > A Sindhi detergent?
> > Neelam Rin-dani.

> > A Sindhi postman?
> > Mailwani.

> > A communist Sindhi?
> > Karl Lal-wani.

> > A fashionable Sindhi?
> > Jogio Armani or Primlani.

> > A heroic Sindhi soldier?
> > Hiroo Sipahimalani.

> > A forgetful Sindhi?
> > Bhulo Bhulchandani.

> > A fat Sindhi?
> > Hathiramani

> > A downtrodden Sindhi?
> > Nichani.

> > A corrupt Sindhi?
> > Chaipani.

> > A Sindhi fly?
> > Makhija.

> > A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor?
> > Thad-ani.

> > A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor?
> > Kriplani.

> > A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor?
> > Mar-jani.


***Gujju Jokes:***

> > Why does the Gujju go to London?
> > To see his Big Ben.

> >Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered
tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.


> > What is a Gujju picnic called?
> > A snake in the grass.


> > Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy?
> > If he was going to be impotent, he wanted to look impotent.


> > Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
> > Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'


> > What did the Gujju mean when he said," Maro dikro STATES ma
gayon?"
> > His son failed in statistics.


> > Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
> > My son drowned.


> > Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv? Be-watch
> > (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)


> > What do you call a knee less gujju ?
> > Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)


*** Bengali Jokes:***


> > An outlawed Bengali?
> > Kanoon Banerjee.


> > An enlightened Bengali?
> > Jyoti Basu.

> > Bengali who works?
> > A work of fiction.

> > A stupid Bengali girl?
> > Balika Buddhu.


> > A Bengali marriage?
> > Bedding


> > A mad Bengali?
> > In Sen.


> > A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
> > Kalidas Guha.


> > A Bengali mobster?
> > Robin Ganguli

Thanks....



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