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11-03-2007, 06:35 AM
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Deadly PJs....
Deadly PJs....Commit suicide at your own risk...
Sorry if its a repost..Delete it than... 1st... 3 + 3 =8 Bataaon Kaise? Bataaon Bataaon! Nahi Pata?!! Are Galati se!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 2nd zindegi ek paheli hai... --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- -- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- scroll karne se solve nahi hogi.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3rd Teacher: 'A' for? Student: Apple !!! Teacher: Jor se bolo Student: JAI MATA DI -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4th Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki. shivaji khush . Prakat hue ... bole ... . . puttar maang ... maang kya chahiye tujhey ! bakth utha ... bole shivaji ... mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do ! shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ? unhone kaha ... puttar ... tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ... kuch bada maang ! . . . . wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... ! par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do ! shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar tu kuch aur maang .. guitar na maang ... wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab shivaji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down) . . . . . saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata  -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5th 1) Smoking 2) Drinking 3) Charas 4) Ganja 5) Chicken 6) Mutton 7) Oily food 8) Masala 9) Sleep & obesity 10) Pollution = Heart Attack Matlab scrolll down DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6th What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??? think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think tired of thinking??? Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know" Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut" ... .... ..... okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math" ok whats the opp of venky's.. venlocks... (now,now,dont bang ur head plz..) Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? Comepalakrishnan. What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy? Subramanium Didn't See Me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7th A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" "Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8th A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath, but he hasn?t got a soap and there is no water anywhere around? what can he do? ->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of integration) Using the lux soap he will take bath in the ?c?. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9th one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married. what MORAL do u get??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. An IDEA can change your wife. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10th ek baar teen ants jarahi thee....... to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahlee do cheenti to usmein se cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthati batao kyu ........... kyunki kyunki use sugar ki beemari thee -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11th In the jungle meeting where all the animals reported, they were welcomed with gutkha.....only one animal requested for a particular brand. which animal and which brand? Ans: the animal is giraffe and he opted for "Manikchand" (Unche log unchi pasand !!!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 12th two persons r talkin by the swimming pool...one says he wont swim bcoz he is afraid of dying bcoz of drowning.....the other one says ....hey dont be afraid..i'll show u how 2 swim and he dives in the pool n starts swimming.... suddenly, the man outside the pool dies... ........ ........... guess why???????? .......... ......... ......... the elephant falls on him....... ....... ...... ok enough time pass one final Q ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega??????? ........ ........ think .... think.... ...... ...... ...... ....... ....... ....... ....... geela ho ke nikalega...... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- `13th ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........ sweets nops sault nopes think think are yaar birla white cement kyunki iske ander jaan hei...... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 14th whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor? . . . . . . . . . . . . former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 15th Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange? think...... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... socho socho ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... ........... the answer is .......... They Both Are Not a Banana !! |
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