The Job Interview Test

**PaNkAJ** · 10-25-2007, 10:04 AM

The Job Interview Test ~ {ERG}

An recent Italian immigrant to New York wanted a job,
but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a
little math test.

"Here's your first question," the foreman said.
"Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Dat is easy."
And he proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make
nine," says the Italian.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second
question. Use the same rules, but this time the number
is 99."

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks
up the picture that he has ust drawn and makes a
smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do
you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree,
and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

"All right, last question. Same rules again, but
represent the number 100."

The Italian man stares into space some more, then he
picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at
the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One
hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if
you think that represents a hundred!"

The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at
the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came
along and poops by each tree. So now you got dirty
tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree
and a turd, dat make one hundred. So, when I start?"

vodkaman · 08-10-2008, 06:58 PM

i think that guy works in costumer service department of my cable company

ami_nai · 08-24-2008, 04:46 PM

Really Funny!!!

10-25-2007, 10:04 AM	#1
PaNkAJ User Info Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In Your Heart Achievements Posts: 11,378 Casino Cash: $781680 Total Points: 20,846,898.21 Donate Reputation: 163842 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	The Job Interview Test The Job Interview Test ~ {ERG} An recent Italian immigrant to New York wanted a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Dat is easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Italian. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has ust drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99." "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100." The Italian man stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred." The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came along and poops by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, dat make one hundred. So, when I start?"
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