Bantaye tera ek daant neela kaise ho gaya ? Santa:Yaar maine ink lagayai hai. Banta:Kyon? Santa:Kyonki aaj kal "BLUE TOOTH " ka jamana hai.

RAT KO RAT KA TOHFA NHI DETEY,, DIL KO JAZBATT KA TOHFA NHI DETEY,, APP TAU KHUD CHAND HAY,,, chand KO ChAND KA TOHFA NHI DETEY,,,,,

Subha sham tumhari yaad satati hai, saari saari raat jagati hai, karne ko to karle phone, par customer care ki ladki bar bar NO BALANCE batati hai.

Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger. son: I start cleaning toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you? Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.

You can close your eyes to things you don `t want to see.but u cant close your heart to things you don `t want to feel.

Three types to break mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror. 2. Take mirror and just drop it. 3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book

Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll.. After Marriage, Beautiful doll.. After 1 year, Nice doll.. After 2 years, Only doll.. After 3 years, Panadol.......

I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away

Wife: jab tum desi pety ho to PARO kehty ho,jab WHISKY peete ho to DARLING Kehtay ho, aaj kya pee hai jo Evil keh rahe ho? Hsbnd: AAj to main hosh mein hun.

What is the difference between sue site and natural death. SUE SITE: love marriage, NATURAL DEATH: arrange marriage.

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